"A slacker competes with a repeat winner for the """"Employee of the Month"""" title at work, in order to gain the affections of a new female employee."

"Private Joe Bauers, the definition of """"average American"""", is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakes five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he's easily the most intelligent person alive."

While drying out on the West Coast, an alcoholic hit man befriends a tart-tongued woman who might just come in handy when it's time for him to return to Buffalo and settle some old scores.

A homicide detective and an anthropologist try to destroy a South American lizard-like god, who's on a people eating rampage in a Chicago museum.

A ragtag group of youngsters band together after the American Civil War to form the Texas Rangers, a group charged with the dangerous, ruthless duty of cleaning up the West.

A 13-year-old boy uses his upcoming bar mitzvah to reconcile the strained relationship between his father and grandfather.