Brian is born on the original Christmas, in the stable next door. He spends his life being mistaken for a messiah.

In Victorian England, a master criminal makes elaborate plans to steal a shipment of gold from a moving train.

A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where an evil and spiritual presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from the past and of the future.

King Arthur and his knights embark on a low-budget search for the Grail, encountering many, very silly obstacles.